Each time I've looked at this picture today, I've laughed out loud. Photo mom just kills me and the look on the kid's face was made for Create-a-Caption. Really, the only way this could be any better is if we could see the look on Lou Piniella's face and/or that kid had chocolate on his mouth and a little mustard on his shirt. (Maybe that's what Photoshop is for.)
So have at it, amateur Internet copy editors of the world. How should this caption read?
1st — Vaffanculo.
"T-i-e-s-h? Uh no. It's T-e-x-z. Um, nope. Does anyone here know how to spell my last name?"
2nd — Chris.
"Sorry guys, I can't sign anything until Boras gets here to wring every last cent out of you."
3rd — Smoshed.
"Calm down, kiddies, I don't like loud public displays or bartering. Keep it lucrative ... er, quiet I mean."
HM — goot.
"Hey CC, put down the hot dog and help me sign some balls"
- Lou Piniella