I've zoomed into this picture almost 600% and I still can't say with 100% certainty that Adam Dunn is not using a cell phone to talk behind the backs of Bob Melvin (left) and Kirk Gibson.
But, amateur Internet copywriters of the world, let's just assume he is. How should this caption read?
Follow the jump for winners from Wednesday's C-a-C:
'You guys are stretching? Seriously?'
1st — Matt H.
" I make more than all of you, and I don't even have to play the field!"
2nd — Nieder.
"All the seasoned vets chuckle once the ex-lax kicks in from the brownies"
3rd — Vaffanculo.
"Bend and stretch, Reach for the Sky, Stand on tippee toes, Way up High."