Carlos Lee as the subject of two Stew posts in one day might break his total for the past two years. But how were we going to exclude Mr. "I don't want to go to New York" when Marlins teammates Jose Reyes and Emilio Bonifacio are shooting him those looks?
So have at it, amateur Internet copy editors of the world. How should this caption read?
Follow the jump for winners from the last C-a-C featuring the Mets and Jersey Shore:
1st — Ax. "Two Wrongs don't make a Wright."
3rd — Combati. "Wright adds two new bobbleheads to his collection."
HM — AndrewScott48. ""You guys should meet Jason Bay. He's famous and does nothing too."
HM — Catman. "David Wright reminds fans that the Mets could, indeed, put a worse product onto the field."