I know the New York Yankees took away Joba Chamberlain's(notes) exclusive eighth-inning pitching duties, but also taking away his seat in the bullpen seems like something they wouldn't even do to Jonathan Papelbon(notes). Hope you brought some sunscreen up there, big fella.
So have at it, amateur Internet copy editors of the world. How should this caption read?
1st — badac. "Tim Lincecum's first photo shoot as the spokesman for 'Rocky Mountain Red'"
2nd — Vaffanculo. "Seconds later, Bud Selig asked for a urine sample."
3rd — Eric H. "Hey, Mom! I think that kid's in my class!"
HM — Mulvi. "So this is what it was like to pitch at Candlestick!"
HM — Cody C. "Lincecum's pitching mechanics were always unorthodox"
- Tim Lincecum