Ah, Jonny Gomes — you're the non-playoff roster gift that keeps on giving. I don't know what that gigantic flame was doing behind your head before Game 1 of the ALCS and frankly I don't want to know. Just keep getting yourself into situations that call for a Create-a-Caption and you'll be a postseason hero in any book.
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Follow the jump for winners from the last Gomes' C-a-C:
"And starting for the Rays at lumberjack ..."
1st — Dave D.
"I got a 6-foot deep hole in back for Mr. Krispies if he starts to run his mouth again"
3rd — Random Clown.
"Hi-Ho, Hi-Ho. It's home from the ALCS we go."