We already had a little fun with perspective when it came to the levitating Jay Bruce photo, but check out this one, too: Home plate umpire Lance Barksdale looks like he's about to punch Seattle's Franklin Gutierrez in the face for being thrown out at the plate. Seems harsh.
Anyway, have at it, amateur Internet copy editors of the world. How should this caption read?
Follow the jump for winners from our last C-a-C featuring a face-first Colby Rasmus:
1st — The Unsilent Majority. "Welcome aboard the Gravitron!"
2nd — Ty. Fifteen Minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance!
Colby: Yes, I'm listening??
3rd — Mike L. "So easy Colby Rasmus can do ... oh geez."
HM — Charlie. "The Traction Rays will pull you to the wall!"
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