As usual, there's a lot of good big league baseball to watch tonight, including a great Phil Hughes showdown against Cliff Lee at Yankee Stadium and the start of an important Rangers-Angels series — featuring Vladimir Guerrero's(notes) homecoming — in Anaheim.
But the college game at doomed Rosenblatt Stadium also deserves a bit of your attention as a South Carolina win over UCLA would seal the tourney title for the Gamecocks. It'd also be USC's first national title in baseball — shush already, Southern Cal — and would make the trip to Omaha a very worthwhile one for this couple and their freakish feathered son, Cocky.
So have at it, amateur Internet copy editors of the world. How should this caption read?
1st — stan h. " ... and remember that your agent is like a barber, they always take some off the top."
2nd — rexdeaz. "Rajai Davis becomes the latest MLB player to misinterpret a sabermetric stat, attempting five "Supercuts" in an effort to increase his wOBA."
3rd — Joshua. "Rajai Davis demonstrates proper bunting methodology to an unwilling student."
HM — Damien. "And you thought you weren't gonna be drafted until after high school. Welcome to the team, kid!"
- Rajai Davis