As usual, there's a lot of good big league baseball to watch tonight, including a great Phil Hughes showdown against Cliff Lee at Yankee Stadium and the start of an important Rangers-Angels series — featuring Vladimir Guerrero's(notes) homecoming — in Anaheim.
But the college game at doomed Rosenblatt Stadium also deserves a bit of your attention as a South Carolina win over UCLA would seal the tourney title for the Gamecocks. It'd also be USC's first national title in baseball — shush already, Southern Cal — and would make the trip to Omaha a very worthwhile one for this couple and their freakish feathered son, Cocky.
So have at it, amateur Internet copy editors of the world. How should this caption read?
Follow the jump for winners from the last C-a-C featuring Rajai "The Barber" Davis:
1st — stan h. " ... and remember that your agent is like a barber, they always take some off the top."
2nd — rexdeaz. "Rajai Davis becomes the latest MLB player to misinterpret a sabermetric stat, attempting five "Supercuts" in an effort to increase his wOBA."
3rd — Joshua. "Rajai Davis demonstrates proper bunting methodology to an unwilling student."
HM — Damien. "And you thought you weren't gonna be drafted until after high school. Welcome to the team, kid!"