With the Green Monster's former hobbit reportedly being placed on waivers Wednesday, two owners of the Boston Red Sox took advantage of the distraction. Yes, that's John Henry (right) and Tom Werner sneaking into the scoreboard during the fifth inning of their team's 5-3 win over the Seattle Mariners in the first game of a doubleheader.
So have at it, amateur Internet copy editors of the world. How should this caption read?
Follow the jump for winners from the last C-a-C, featuring Ken Burns:
1st — lancelizard. "Hey kid, would you like to hear a few stories about the Civil War for the next 37 hours?"
2nd — Mulvi. "Ken Burns explains to the children that he was indeed the first person on Earth with the Bieber haircut."
3rd — David. Kid — " This guy makes movies"
Burns — " Once upon a time the Pirates were good "
Other kid —"Not believable ones "
HM — Hank. "Mr. Blago, can you buy me a mini bat?"