The Brewers may have buried themselves into irrelevancy, but you can't place any of the blame on Prince Fielder(notes). He's currently hitting .305/.416/.598 with 35 homers and 115 RBIs, totals good enough to place him first among the NL in RBIs, second in OPS and third in homers. The 25-year-old has clearly entered the realms of superstardom, but the value his bat tricks will force the Brewers to make some tough decisions in the offseason.
So have at it, amateur Internet copy editors of the world. How should this caption read?
1st — Nick. "Bobby Valentine tries to sneak back into Major Baseball by donning a mustache and a Cardinals jersey."
3rd — Arthur Fonzarelli. "Been takin' night courses to become a police officer. High five?"
HM — hockeybtt70. "Hey Kip, you still dating Lafonda?"
HM — Joshua. "If your mustache is left untreated, consult your doctor, as it may develop into a Franklin."