It's good to be Brewers owner Mark Attanasio. Not only is his team back in contention and in possession of last year's AL Cy Young winner, his Crew is also dominating what seems like every post here on the Stew this week.
So have at it, amateur Internet copywriters of the world. How should the caption to this photo of Attanasio at the CC Sabathia press conference read?
(Extra points go to the captioners who sidestep the obvious waistline and keister size jokes ... Not that we don't want to a few good ones of those, though.)
Follow the jump for winner's from last Thursday's C-a-C (which now seems like eons ago):
'That #$%! followed me all the way here?'
1st — Mickey D.
"Oh thank goodness this embarrassing photo is being posted in the afternoon right before a federal holiday."
2nd — Derek D.
The portrait of a man pondering his career path as he realizes he isn't even the best pitcher on the Lehigh Valley IronPigs.
3rd — Mash.
"It's not that I'm angry ... It's just that my ego's so bruised ... and it hurts!"
- Mark Attanasio