Straight up, Paula Abdul was at Citizens Bank Park for Thursday's Dodgers-Phillies game. In a classic display of opposites attract, here she is showing Philadelphia manager Charlie Manuel that she's forever his girl. It's a long way from the L.A. Forum for this American Idol, isn't it?
And that, dear readers, is what my knowledge of an '80s pop culture figure looks like when it's completely exhausted. So have at it, amateur Internet copy editors of the world. How should this caption read?
Follow the jump for winners from our last C-a-C featuring dueling Diamondbacks:
1st — BBJ. "Outta' my way Paul. I'm trying to do the Pee Wee Herman 'Tequila' dance."
2nd — Nate. "145 ADP? You REALLY have some explaining to do."
3rd — BaseballFuries. "One player has been traded to the Dodgers; the other to the Padres- guess which is which."