The Los Angeles Dodgers and Arizona Diamondbacks just split a two-game set, which means the boys in blue still hold a big 8 1/2-game lead over the defending NL West champions. Considering that margin, D-backs manager Kirk Gibson probably didn't have much in the way of the comeback department in his conversation with Orel Hershiser and Tommy Lasorda on Tuesday night.
As an aside, seeing this picture just reminded me that next year will mark the 25th anniversary of the Dodgers' title team. Time really isn't messing around any more, is it?
So have at it, amateur Internet copy editors of the world. How should this caption read?
Follow the jump for winners from the last C-a-C featuring Elvis Andrus and a suspicious sneaker:
1st — Al. "Hey Elvis, Can you make this out to RUN DMC?"
2nd — StLFan. "Seriously, dude? Elvis signs only blue suede shoes."
3rd — Combat! "Just write on the Odor-Eater, NOT the shoe."
HM — LetsGoTwins. "I forgot my pen, can you sign my ball with this shoe instead?"