Well, let's look at the bright side: If I would have told you that Chicago Cubs owner Tom Ricketts was going to dress up in a ridiculous costume commonly found in the Wrigley Field stands and some fans would later be mad, you would have just assumed he'd be apologizing to Kosuke Fukudome(notes) later. Yes, it's all about small victories these days over here on the North Side.
So have at it, amateur Internet copy editors of the world. How should this caption read?
1st — Samuel. "OMG, it's Manny's pregnancy tests!"
2nd — halls4u. "Owners scout possible locations for Damon statue."
3rd — Matt. "We've got the Patriots on in the owners' lounge, come on in."
HM — andrewscott448. "Well Tom, what'd you expect? We are in a recession."
- Tom Ricketts