Create-a-Caption: Kevin Youkilis shows up to the Super Bowl, gets ComicCon instead

Never swing at pitches up here

You know I got my batting stance from an issue of Daredevil, right?

Praying Mantis and Wooly Willy join forces to fight bad art.

So that's what Flo from Progressive does in her spare time.

Up, up and awayyy! ....to injury.

That's actually Dustin Pedrioa in drag... Youk ain't fooled.

And this is how far we fell in the wild card standings in September

Don't forget everyone...my comic "GOD OF WALKS" hits shelves this March...check it out

"You make it with some of these chicks, they think you gotta dance with them." Youk, doing his best Tony Manero impersonation.

Oh no! It's the evil super-villain Miss Disabled List!

Super Hero CHick: "Hey Youk, see this word, yea I wanna do that to you".

Youk: So, I take my swing, and the bat hits the ball like "BANG!"....can we get a graphic of that on the screen? And then the ball was up, up, and away!
Supergirl: Hahahaha, I'm sorry, you look like Lex Luthor with a beard.

look in my pants,it's a bird!no it's a plane!

"How too far high up does my beard go? This too far high up"

Bang! Smash! Youk! Wait, Youk, is that a real sound effect?

Look, more bang than the new lineup.

Youklis - The writing on the wall is more than subliminal; I want to BANG you !

* POW! *

I thought your beard was funny looking on TV, but #$%$ it is hilarious when I see it up close.

youk: do i have pit stains?
green girl: you sweat so much you need a koozie, of course you have pit stains.
youk: its called hyperhidrosis ok, it's a real disease. leave me alone.
green girl: is papelbon here?
youk: check the tool shed.