Look, I get that baseball players like to play that whole disaffected thing when shooting their closeups for photo day. But, criminy, does this year's Joba Chamberlain photo looks like a scared-straight public service announcement one might make after a DUI arrest or what? I mean, can't Joba just give us one smile like that great Nick Swisher character?
Anyway, have at it, amateur Internet copy editors of the world. How should this caption read?
Follow the jump from Tuesday's C-a-C featuring Derek Jeter's "scratch":
1st — jeffutlaw.
"Using his hidden two way receiver, Jeter tells Arod to pin it on his ... cousin. Yea, cousin."
2nd — IchiDeath.
"If we pick does it not bleed? I AM NOT AN ANIMAL!"
3rd — dhendricks78.
"At this point jeter is the only Yankee able to keep his nose clean."