Oakland's Jarrod Parker conquered the Colorado Rockies and Coors Field on Thursday lowering his rookie year ERA to 2.82 over 10 starts in his rookie season. He also did one heck of an impersonation of a either a cherub in a fountain or a tiny fire hose.
So have at it, amateur copy editors of the world. How should this caption read?
Follow the jump for winners from our last C-a-C, featuring opposite attracting:
1st — Pianow. "Have a heart, don't let MC Skat Kat know about this."
2nd — Jimy. "Man, I know a lot of old people whose careers have imploded, but can someone tell me who this is, again?"
3rd — SJ. "The Phillies call up another second baseman from their depleted minor league system."
HM — LetsGoTwins. "I love the Phillie Phanatic! But I always thought he was green!"
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