Dice-K, you might remember, has been on the DL with rotator cuff issues since May 28.
Anyway, the minor league appearance was Matsuzaka's first and — for some reason —it was a little strange to see someone whose negotiation rights were purchased for $50 million pitching in Pawtucket and against a team that's named the Lehigh Valley IronPigs.
So have at it, amateur Internet copywriters of the world.
How should the caption to this photo of Dice-K read?
Follow the jump for winners from Monday's C-A-C:
"I'm calling an end to the Hall of Fame game."
1st — dmart1018.
The Babe waddles past the line of children, preparing to select which one (or five) he is going to consume for dinner.
2nd — Mike M.
Ron wonders if he would be missed if he stopped at Mulligans for a beer ...
3rd — jlpamc81.
Finally, we get a full-length photo of Kevin Kaduk.
(Sez 'Duk: "Yeah, I probably asked for that.")