George W. Bush had quite a time last week at the Rangers-Astros interleague series. The Rangers, whom Bush ran before becoming governor of Texas and then, well, you know, renamed the owners suite at Rangers Ballpark after W.
Mr. 43rd President also got to chum it up with a former employee, Ivan Rodriguez(notes), who during the series set the major league record for career games caught — which obviously called for a friendly if possibly patronizing pat on the head.
So have at it, amateur Internet copy editors of the world. How should this caption read?
1st — Zilla. "NEEEEEEEERRRRRDS!!!!!!!!!"
2nd — nate. Gran Giambino: "Get off my lawn."
3rd — Phoenix. "Man...I really need to throw this golden thong in the wash."
HM (tie) — Weedies. How Giambi earned the moniker, "Giam-Beano."
HM (tie) — rexdeaz. "Wait, that smells waaaay too familiar. Must be Mark Fainaru-Wada sniffing around the clubhouse again!"
HM (tie) — Arthur Fonzarelli. "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood. Nobody!"
- Rangers Ballpark