Despite losing four of five games and being the subject of all that Twitter fretting from @MisterRedlegs, things are still looking up for the Cincinnati Reds. They still have a six-game lead over the St. Louis Cardinals in the NL Central,
Edwin Edinson Volquez(notes) and Jay Bruce(notes) are on their way back and playoff tickets go on sale soon.
Honestly, if ever there were a time for Chicago entrepreneurs to head south and dump their excess "In Dusty We Trusty" t-shirt inventory, this would be it.
So have at it, amateur Internet copy editors of the world. How should this caption read?
1st — Matt. "Half a beer later, Ricketts entertained the Bleacher Bums with his Urkel impersonation."
2nd — Robert C. "The owner of the Cubs tries on his beer goggles to see if the team looks more attractive....NOPE!"
3rd — Jeff T. "Holy Cow, this team sucks!"