Yes, I did just postthis picture of Jonny Gomes because he has a Mohawk and because Mohawks are funny. No, at no point did I ever consider that his penchant for turning testicular protection into beer funnels or his affinity for onfield brawling might make for a quite excellent Create-a-Caption. No sir. Not a chance. Never. In fact, I'm shocked you would even infer such a thing.
So have at it, amateur Internet copy editors of the world. How should this caption read?
Follow the jump for winners from Monday's C-a-C:
'Who knew Rick James was a Cubs fan?'
1st — yogaflame.
security: i'm gonna have to ask you to leave
cubs fan: wwwhhaaattt!!!
security: I said i'm going to have to ask you to leave
cubs fan: OHHH-KKKK!!!
security: so are the cubs going to win the WS?
cubs fan: YYEEAAAHHHH!!!
2nd — Dr. Thunder.
"Darkness!!! That was a hundred years ago, Charlie Murphy."
3rd — random content generator.
"You can't toss us out for using bad language — my kid's shirt says Foo-koo-doh-may; Whaddaya think it says?"
HM — Brett K.
"What do you mean these arent our seats, you mean to tell me we are all the way up there?"