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Create-a-Caption: Clayton Kershaw visits the NYSE

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Last offseason, Los Angeles Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw kept busy by getting married (that's his wife Ellen on the left) and taking a goodwill trip to Zambia that featured some great dancing with random African children.

This offseason, the National League's newest Cy Young winner is experiencing something a bit different. Kershaw was present for the opening bell for the New York Stock Exchange on Friday before taking a tour of the trading floor. This way the lanky lefthander will be prepared when all that big contract money eventually comes rolling in.

So have at it, amateur Internet copy editors of the world. How should this caption read?

Click below to find winners from our last C-a-C, featuring A-Rod and Cindy Crawford.

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A-Rod's double date with Cindy Crawford

1st — Saucy. "I didn't know you needed glasses?"

"I don't, but these blur my vision enough so that you look more like you did in the 90s."

2nd — JerBear50. "So Randy, about that gerbil thing..."

(sighs) "Wrong husband, Alex."

3rd — Rene. "I  swear this is not Zima!"

HM — Bip. " Are you serious? You've had more girlfriends than HR's in the last two years.

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