Create-a-Caption: Buck Showalter accommodates autograph requests for three Amish gentlemen

In the Amish league we play 13 1/2 innings.

In the Amish religion it is a sin to hold balls like that.

If you sign this baseball we will send you one of our fireplaces at cost.

"No, no, we're just like everybody else. We don't watch your team on TV."

Amish? I thought you said "Darvish."

Yeah, we haven't changed much in a long time, either.

In their biggest off-season move in a decade, the Orioles trade three horses and a buggy for RHP Jacob Stolzfus and a quilt to be named later.

Lets see Brian Wilson grow a beard like these.

Now that the O's can't sign Korean players anymore they move on to the Amish?

Mr. Buck, Sir....If you ever need a stadium built in a day, we got ya covered.

"Ya see Jebadiah, I could have made the Yankee roster when Buck was managing. It was the no facial hair policy that prevented me."

Exiled Amish men make the best of being Munsoned in Florida

What's not said, is that interstate system isn't very horse and buggy friendly.

This furniture is going to look great in my den. Who should i make the check out to?

Sporting his new beard, Brent Musburger shows the press his new "Barn Ball" pitch; Guaranteed to change your pitching staff in a day. Impressed, Showalter pencils him in as the starting pitcher.

Hey, Buck the Orioles and the Amish have something in common: we both have no power!

Buck is thinking, "its like being back in the minors"

OK cool, a righty and a lefty for the bullpen. What about you Isaac? I'm thinking shortstop and leading off. Sound good?

God bless thee and thine, Buck

"The Amish just heard the orioles got a new owner Peter Angelos and decided to check a game out."