In case you haven't noticed already, it's going to be a bit of a slow week here on the Stew. All the baseball folks seem to be doing the same things as me — ie: chopping firewood, peeling potatoes, making turkeys out of construction paper — and it's a good bet we're all just resting up for a post-holiday orgy on the hot stove heading into December's Winter Meetings.
That doesn't mean we can't keep creating captions, though, so here's a shot of Becks holding court with Barry Bonds and Gavin Maloof before Sunday's Kings-Lakers game. No word if Bonds and Maloof both went on an ill-advised shopping trip before the game.
So have at it, amateur Internet copy editors of the world. How should this caption read?
Follow the jump for winners from Thursday's Retro C-a-C featuring The Boss and a Yankee with long hair and sideburns (Ron Guidry).
1st — jlpamc.
"Though I don't know about Hal, George shows us the position he used to conceive Hank."
2nd — JerBear50.
"And as per our standard Yankee contract, I've just completed your soul-ectomy. "
3rd — Brandon.
"You won't be laughing long when we hire Joe Girardi over you!"