You know we're in the dog days of spring training when a leprechaun's visit to Red Sox camp becomes the day's biggest story. Here, Big Papi applies a number made of masking tape to the back of Tedi Valentine's costume. Not pictured: Pot of gold, rainbow.
So have at it, amateur Internet copy editors of the world. How should this caption read?
1st — rexdeaz.
"We wore red, white and blue; Marmol was the closer; we had mountains of undue pressure to win. I swear it was just like playing for the Cubs."
2nd — G.
"So, I was on a team of chokers. You're surprised?!"
3rd — Ed Daddy 77.