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Create-a-Caption: 'My bat, why hath thou forsaken me?'

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First the Sonics, now Sexson. Yet somehow I think Seattle is going to miss the first a little more than the last, especially since Jim Riggleman didn't like Richie Sexson's body language a night before he was cut. Nobody likes a guy with bad posture, not when their team just gave the guy a cool $50 mil.

So have at it, amateur Internet copywriters of the world. How should this caption read?

Follow the jump for winners from Wednesday's C-a-C:

'It's kinda itchy, but hey, the ladies love it.'

1st — Matt.

What do you mean it's fake? Of course I'm Jason Giambi. Now give me his thong. My thong dammit, I meant my thong.

2nd — Nightmare.

It's a me, Mario!

3rd — joebitots.

Who wants a mustache ride? I got two tickets


Jose Veres poses for a stunning profile picture he'll use at a dating site for celebrities and millionaires, [spam].

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