First the Sonics, now Sexson. Yet somehow I think Seattle is going to miss the first a little more than the last, especially since Jim Riggleman didn't like Richie Sexson's body language a night before he was cut. Nobody likes a guy with bad posture, not when their team just gave the guy a cool $50 mil.
So have at it, amateur Internet copywriters of the world. How should this caption read?
Follow the jump for winners from Wednesday's C-a-C:
'It's kinda itchy, but hey, the ladies love it.'
1st — Matt.
What do you mean it's fake? Of course I'm Jason Giambi. Now give me his thong. My thong dammit, I meant my thong.
2nd — Nightmare.
It's a me, Mario!
3rd — joebitots.
Who wants a mustache ride? I got two tickets
HM — BP
Jose Veres poses for a stunning profile picture he'll use at a dating site for celebrities and millionaires, [spam].