Lesson of the day: If you have an early morning flight, don't decide to "rest your eyes" for an hour after a hard night of blogging at The Trop. Otherwise, you'll wake up an hour after your flight leaves Tampa, find all the other flights booked with sad Phillies fans and have to drive to Orlando, where you'll have to wade through a sea of strollers and screaming childen to make your gate.
On the other hand, at least it will allow you to post the classic viral video above, taken in the Citizens Bank parking lot and giving readers a pretty good idea of what you looked like this morning as your cell phone's alarm clock rang and rang.
(Sit tight, dear Stewies. We'll be back with more once this flight reaches Philly.)