If I didn't know anything about the Yankees' effort to 'Support the 'Stache,' I'd say this is a photo of reliever Jose Veres doing his best Tony Pena impersonation. But of course it's a ploy to help Jason Giambi get voted into the All-Star Game next Tuesday, an honor that he's closely battling Evan Longoria and Jermaine Dye for. The first 20,000 fans at Yankee Stadium received free mustaches today in an attempt to spur a few more votes.
Anyway, have at it, amateur Internet copywriters of the world ... how should this caption read?
Follow the jump for winners from Tuesday's C-a-C:
'That pike I caught last week? This big!'
1st — vaffanculo.
Say hello to Casper, my invisible weiner dog.
2nd — B.P.
Mmmm, it's about this thick, and his other leg's the same.
3rd — RandomClown.
"The checkbooks needed to sign CC, Prince and Sheets will be t...h...i...s...b...i...g..."