Yes, I just threw a Full House reference out there — and one from the later years of the show, no less. My cover is blown. I'm actually a 19-year-old girl from Columbus, Ohio.
But that guy above? That's definitely Carlos Quentin of the White Sox. With a line of .293/35/96, he's probably the leading AL MVP candidate out of a group that includes Justin Morneau, Josh Hamilton, Francisco Rodriguez and Kevin Youkilis. He is also apparently fueled by chomping on maple.
So have at it, amateur Internet copywriters of the world. How should this caption read?
Follow the jump for winners from Monday's C-a-C:
'A-haha-haha-haa! Now who's up for Pudding Pops?'
1st — dai_kun.
Bill: "I really like the reception you people threw me ... You even have someone dressed as Fat Albert!"
Wake: "Bill, that's Bartolo Colon."
2nd — jacob.
Tim: No really Bill - played for the Pirates.
Bill: That's ok Tim - I made Ghost Dad.
3rd — jlpamc81.
HM — Jer W.
Bill: Did I tell you about the time I had a television show, and did standup comedy and was relevant?
Tim: About the same time I spent a year without AARP paying half my checks.