Any of you who have read Big League Stew for a long time know that I'm always bummed when I don't see any Disney mascots out at the Atlanta Braves spring training facility, which is located in Lake Buena Vista. And it looks like I'm going to be disappointed again as it looks like the big man only gets out of bed to greet Fredi Gonzalez when it's his first day on the job. (Why do I get the feeling that Mickey stopped coming around to greet Bobby Cox each spring?)
Anyway, have at it, amateur Internet copy editors of the world. How should this caption read?
1st — TP. "Last place finisher in 'Twins Gone Wild' photo competition."
2nd — Allen. "Damn that goalie from the Mighty Ducks got old."
3rd — Brandon. "Does this mean I get to knock out DiPietro?"
HM — Graham. "Think a concussion is bad, Morneau? I have to fit my whole head inside this thing"
HM — ace_avsfan. "Hey Hanrahan! Hanrahan!"
- Fredi Gonzalez