The most boring day in sports may have officially become Brian Wilson's playground. One year after taking the ESPYs by storm with his spandex tuxedo, the San Francisco Giants pitcher showed up at Wednesday's edition of the "awards" show with a Sasquatch for a date. (Here they are sharing a tender moment in a hotel suite before hitting the red carpet.)
So have at it, amateur Internet copy editors of the world. How should this caption read?
1st — Wishbone. "Put your hand on your hip and let your backbone slip."
3rd — Ndog. "So I was like, retire? I'm hitting .313 and will probably start another All-Star game. Besides, it'd be nice to have one more ring."
HM — One Man Scorned. "Yeah, she's worth a limo basket."
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