What's buzzing on Yahoo Sports:

Big League Stew

Brian Wilson hits carpet with Sasquatch (C-a-C)

Kevin Kaduk
Big League Stew

View photo

.

(Getty Images)

The most boring day in sports may have officially become Brian Wilson's playground. One year after taking the ESPYs by storm with his spandex tuxedo, the San Francisco Giants pitcher showed up at Wednesday's edition  of the "awards" show with a Sasquatch for a date. (Here they are sharing a tender moment in a hotel suite before hitting the red carpet.)

Wilson is currently entertaining #asksasquatch questions via Twitter, so here's one: Exactly how does the monster figure into Wilson's rehab from his second Tommy John surgery?

So have at it, amateur Internet copy editors of the world. How should this caption read?

Follow the jump for winners from the last Create-a-Caption, featuring Chipper Jones and Derek Jeter:Chipper and the Cap'n

1st — Wishbone. "Put your hand on your hip and let your backbone slip."

(AP)

2nd — Airlock. "You dont fool me Elton John, what did you do with Chipper Jones?"

3rd — Ndog. "So I was like, retire? I'm hitting .313 and will probably start another All-Star game. Besides, it'd be nice to have one more ring."

HM — One Man Scorned. "Yeah, she's worth a limo basket."

Want more baseball fun all season long?
Follow @bigleaguestew@KevinKaduk and the BLS Facebook page!

View Comments (32)