The Winter Meetings begin next Monday and that can mean only one thing — wall-to-wall coverage of everything Scott Boras says, does and eats. To ease our way into a week spent with baseball's most controversial man, we'll be featuring a Boras pic each day on C-a-C.
For our third go-round, take a stab at this pic of Red Sox GM Theo Epstein giving a tour of a newly renovated Fenway to Yanks GM Brian Cashman and Mr. Boras, who looks a bit like a hoodless Palpatine* in that black overcoat. (By the way, if you haven't seen this Emperor clip from the new Robot Chicken, stop what you're captioning and watch it right now.)
Back? Then have at it, amateur Internet copy editors of the world.
How should this caption read?
Follow the jump for winners from Tuesday's dandy Damon C-a-C:
"It's the Brinks truck! Just like you said."
1st — random content generator.
"Scott, why does the sign over the door say 'Abandon all hope ye who enter here'?"
2nd — jeffutlaw.
"Is that the portal to hell I'll have to enter for signing this contract with you?"
3rd — Older Than Moses Shaq.
"There's my beard!"