Saturday, The Players Championship wasn't just about golf. No, the day saw the debut of a new one-turtle performance entitled "The Career of Tiger Woods, 2009-2011: A One-Act Play":
Brilliant, absolutely brilliant. A work of sublime, heartrending genius.
Broken putters, drivers in the drink, and now a turtle taking a dive. Man, this is turning out to be the goofiest golf tournament we've seen in years.
