Sometimes, no words are necessary:
OK, maybe a few words are necessary. That's Stewart Cink, the reigning British Open champion, lying there with a golf ball teed up on his crotch. So there you go.
What, you want more? What more do you need? Fine. Cink was hosting a charity event for The Healing Place last week, and a trick-shot artist had Cink strap, er, don a specially outfitted girdle-jock thing with a tee embedded. (Oh please Lord let that be a tee.)
A keep-your-eyes-up-here visor tip to Waggle Room.