Bacon: If you haven't noticed, we dropped the first word of our "suicide showdown" because the way I pick players made me consider the former. But gosh darnit, Dustin Johnson is going to win this week. He has to win! I'm picking him! Don't let me down, Dustin!!!! You can break this horrible run I'm on!!
Busbee: This is what the kids call "pwnage." But I feel pretty good that you can break the streak with your DJ pick. Not good enough to burn Mickelson just yet, though. So I'll stick with Tim Clark and hope that Timmy Shortgame will outplay Dusty Longball. ("Dusty Longball" sounds like a ... nah, let's not take that any further.) Anyway, I only have one thing to say to Mr. Johnson: *cough*U.S. Open*cough*.
Last Week: Busbee's pick, Nick Watney, rode his characteristic birdie charge to a 15-under finish to tie for fifth at the Waste Management Open. Bacon's pick Jhonattan Vegas rode his momentum straight into the ground, shooting 70-70 to miss the cut. Cue the sad trombone.
Overall record: Busbee 5, Bacon 0.