OK, OK, I know. You're tired of hearing about all this "golf" nonsense. Where's the Tiger Woods gossip, am I right? Rejoice, because we've got the latest dirt!
With the tire treads Tiger Woods left as he peeled out of Augusta still smoking, word comes down that his marriage to wife Elin is "over," according to Entertainment Tonight. ET's Kevin Frazier gives us this report:
Basic gist: because Elin wasn't at the Masters, the marriage is oh-ver. (Couldn't possibly be because the notoriously press-shy Elin didn't want to be photographed, could it?) Maybe it's true, maybe it's not, but because it's based on the fabled "anonymous sources," you're advised to use your own best judgment.
Ah, "anonymous sources." We missed you so much when we were talking about, you know, actual golf. Anyway, as always, this report is, for now, worth the paper it's printed on. If, indeed, Elin files for divorce, you can bet that'll hit the news wires immediately, but for now, it's speculation strung together. Proceed accordingly.