While we wait for the Presidents' Cup Day 2 matches to begin, take a moment to check out this fine new track from the '80s hair metal knockoff band Steel Panther. (You MUST visit their website.) Crank up the neighborhood-fertilizing music; no one at work is going to mind this peppy little number. And tell me you're not going to be singing "If you wanna be like Tiger Woods..." the rest of the day.
Visor tip: Reader Brett.