AUGUSTA, Ga. - Imagine, if you will, the Hallelujah Chorus punctuated by armpit farts. The roof of the Sistine Chapel depicting Adam in jorts. A dead mouse floating in a bottle of Château Lafite Rothschild. You'd be heading in the direction of this: someone yelling "get in the hole!" at Augusta National.
It happened, friends, it happened as Tiger Woods was teeing off on the 17th hole on Thursday at the Masters. Put aside the creative bankruptcy of a mind that would think yelling "get in the hole!" in 2013 is in any way clever or funny. (This is probably the kind of person who's still crowing Austin Powers-style "Yeah, baby!"s.) No, anyone who would holler anything — not just a moronic phrase, but anything — at Augusta is courting disaster.
Before the second word was out, the Augusta National security team — well, security pair — shadowing Woods was snapping into action. A guard in white shirtRead More »from Augusta National has no patience for ‘get in the hole!’ idiots