In 24 games so far this season, San Diego shortstop Everth Cabrera(notes) is six-for-six on stolen base attempts. He swiped 73 bags at Single-A last year. He's a recurring bullet-point in Closing Time. And he's now received a hard-won Noise endorsement:
If you're steals-starved, give Cabrera a test drive. He's just eight percent-owned in PLUS leagues, he's leading off for the Pads and batting .293. Add him, Reyes owner.