Mr. Met, one of the creepier mascots (USAT)
I know it's a holiday weekend and you might be out living your rock-star lifestyle (or making burgers for 17 relatives). But I always feel better about our fake friendship if we convene once a week. Can you take some time out and head over to a chat?
The usual topics apply, baseball and bullpens, drinks and dames, music and melancholy. We'll keep tabs on the sporting events, too: bases, pucks, and maybe even the hoops. Sneak into your office and settle in at 10:15 pm ET.