No time for nine today. Traveling. Sitting at gate B2, watching Boomerang. Yogi. A delight. Let's bullet, quickly...
• Derek Carty looks for new fantasy opportunities, now that the rest of us are so darn smart. "Most humans are results-driven," he wrote. Then Derek transformed into a Monte Carlo and made the necessary repairs to his voice modulator. [In search of new inefficiencies in the fantasy marketplace, The Hardball Times]
• A fully accredited salary cap analyst reviews Eli's deal. [Under The Cap: Eli's Extension, Football Outsiders]
• And while we're on the subject, Bruno Boys would like to warn you about Eli. [2009 Fantasy Football Bust Rankings: Quarterbacks, Bruno Boys]
• You make a reference to the 'Mats, you get bullet. It's that simple. Hold my link. [Tim, The Replacements SP, Razzball]
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