Kosuke Fukudome has 20 plate appearances so far, and he's made eight outs.
It's obviously early, but the 98.7 percent-owned Fukudome is looking like the best outfielder in Chicago. For fantasy purposes, no. But in real terms, yes.
If you own him, this would be the day to make a ludicrous offer to a Cubs fan.
Opening day wouldn't have been a bad time, either...