Why? Because we're experts, that's why.
Experts don't lose things, ever. We have these jobs because we're better at imaginary sports than you. That's just the way it is, chump.
But if you'd like to try for a small, meaningless second-place trophy, go for it. Here are the formats we've decided to dominate in '08:
Matt Buser, 10-teams, public configuration
Scott Pianowski, 12-teams, two-quarterbacks
Brandon Funston, 14-teams, PPR
Brad Evans, 16-team, PPR
Andy Behrens, 18-team, IDP
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