Dog defecates on the pitch during Rosario-River Plate match

Brooks Peck

On Saturday, someone threw tear gas on the pitch during the Villarreal-Celta Vigo match in Spain. On Sunday, a stink bomb was dropped during Rosario Central-River Plate match in Argentina. By a canine pitch invader.

The Argentine Primera Division match had to be stopped while the dog did his business in the penalty area. Once he was finished, a match official escorted him away so the game could continue.

The match ended in a 1-1 draw as all the players were surely too concerned with where they were stepping to focus on winning.

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