Bill Swerski: Alright, da Bears play in week one against da Colts on Sunday night. Da game's not until September, which gives da Bears plenty of time to fire that guy they got in charge now and rehire Ditka.
Todd O'Conner: Amen to dat.
Bill Swerski: So let's say da Bears hire Ditka back before dey play da Colts. Predictions, boys?
Carl Wollarski: Bears 63, Colts 4.
Pat Arnold: Bears 101, Colts 9.
Bill Swerski: Whoa, ya got da Colts scorin' 9 points, do ya? Is Urlacher hurt or somethin'?
Pat Arnold: I just think you gotta respect that Peyton Manning a little bit. The way he throws dat ball around, he's pretty darn good, y'know. He's like Jim McMahon, except he watches Will and Grace.
Bill Swerski: Okay, what if da Bears can't hire Ditka back, but what they can do is transplant Ditka's mustache on to da new guy. Predictions?
Todd O'Conner: At's a tough one, Bill. I say Bears with the Lovie-stache 31, Colts 7.
Pat Arnold: Ah, come on, Todd, have a little faith in the mustache, will ya?
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