Jay Busbee at Shutdown Corner 2 days ago
Hello. In lieu of grim worldwide economic and political news, here's video of a guy getting hit by footballs:
Yes, that's everybody's favorite beer commercial in a man suit, Rob Gronkowski, slinging footballs at "The Late Late Show" host James Corden. Gronk matched up against Liev Schreiber (best known to NFL fans as the voice of HBO's "Hard Knocks") and Luke Wilson (best known to NFL fans as ... I dunno, the guy who gets his arm chopped off in "Anchorman").
So who "won" the game? Well, Gronk notched a 10-point strike early on, but Schreiber appeared to fire a ball through the 20-point hole with time expiring. No word on whether anyone tested the balls' air pressure.
Elsewhere in the show, Gronk held forth on the rules of his family ("No hitting in the face, no hitting in the gonads") and set up a possible cage match with the Wilson brothers:
Preseason begins soon, friends. Hang in there.
Jay Busbee at FC Yahoo 2 days ago
Soccer talk! With the Copa America and Euro 2016 well underway, we bring in Yahoo Sports' Henry Bushnell to talk all things soccer, including: • What's next for the United States' men's team after a 4-0 loss to Argentina? • Is Jurgen Klinsmann the right manager for the American team? • What could the U.S. do on a youth level to get us more competitive on a world stage? • Why does everyone hate Cristiano Ronaldo? • Who's got the edge in Euro 2016? All this and more, as we give Henry grief for being so young and ask him to defend Philadelphia sports. Enjoy!
Jay Busbee at Shutdown Corner 3 days ago
"Any Given Wednesday," Bill Simmons' new HBO show, debuted on Wednesday night with searing hot fire courtesy of Simmons' fellow Bostonian Ben Affleck. The grizzled Batman unleashed a deflate-gate rant for the ages, scorching the NFL, Roger Goodell, and pretty much anyone outside of a two-mile bubble around Gillette Stadium.
Here, check it out, but put on your headphones if you're at work, because the curse words start right up:
Yeah, that's an opinion, all right.
Affleck's not wrong here as deflate-gate was and is a farce, an absurd overreaction to an event that may or may not have happened. (We don't need to rehash deflate-gate here for you, do we?) But, as always, it's wrapped in that characteristic Boston brew of arrogance and victimhood, the they-hate-us-cause-they-ain't-us mindset that makes everyone else in the country thrilled that all this madness is happening to the poor, downtrodden, four-time Super Bowl champion New England Patriots.
Jay Busbee at Shutdown Corner 4 days ago
Being an NFL owner is like playing in a 32-hand poker game. You can kick back and enjoy the camaraderie, but every so often, you're going to have to ante up big. The ante? A sweet new stadium, of course.
With new stadiums built or in development in Minnesota, Atlanta, and Los Angeles, the Buffalo Bills now find themselves square in the sights of the NFL's ruling elite. At the spring meetings, the Bills learned that commissioner Roger Goodell and the other 31 ownersbelieved it was "imperative" for Buffalo to get a new stadium. More recently, Goodell dropped a not-particularly-subtle hint that it was time for the Bills to locate their wallet ... or someone else might locate theirs.
Jay Busbee at Fourth-Place Medal 4 days ago
As omens go, this isn't a great one:an Amazon jaguar was shot dead shortly after its participation in a torch lighting ceremony honoring the Rio Olympics.
Juma the jaguar had participated in the ceremony in the city of Manaus, where it had been chained up as local notables held the Olympic torch. After the ceremony, the jaguar, which was tranquilized, apparently began approaching a soldier, who fired and killed the jaguar with a single shot.
Jaguars are a nearly threatened species, and have been eradicated in several central American nations. The local environmental authority indicated that the ceremony's organizers had not sought permission to use the jaguar. " No request was made to authorize the participation of the jaguar "Juma" in the event of the Olympic torch," the authority said in a statement, according to Reuters. Local and international animal rights activists have already protested the move.
Jay Busbee at Fourth-Place Medal 5 days ago
Athletes from Russia and Kenya who wish to compete in the Olympics are going to have to outrun their nations' reputations for doping. The International Olympic Committee has announced that any athlete from those two countries competing in the Rio Games must be individually evaluated for dopingby international federations and certified by their home country's sports federation.
The move comes in the wake of a landmark International Association of Athletics Foundations ban that blocks Russia's track and field athletes from competing in this year's Olympics, the result of what the IAAF terms years of widespread covert doping techniques. Earlier this year, the New York Times detailed the ways in which Russia's state-sponsored athletic association allegedly helped athletes elude doping rules at the Sochi Games in 2014.
Jay Busbee at Devil Ball Golf 6 days ago
The birdie puns took flight (see?) on Sunday afternoon at Oakmont.
Sergio Garcia, four strokes behind leader Shane Lowry, holed out from a greenside bunker at the 8th to notch an impressive 2 at the tricky par-3. And then, somewhere between the green and the walkway over the Pennsylvania Turnpike, Garcia found himself a little friend:
Sergio Garcia holes out from the bunker for birdie, picks up another birdie from the rough pic.twitter.com/T2DykZ4JDR
Yes, Garcia managed to save two birdies on one hole.
Yahoo Sports spoke to the woman in pink, who informed us that the bird was taken to the trees and released. We'll have to wait for Garcia's side of the story until he finishes his round. The bird was unavailable for comment.
Jay Busbee at Devil Ball Golf 6 days ago
Jordan Spieth won last year's U.S. Open at Chambers Bay by keeping his head while those around him lost it. He wasn't quite so lucky this year, slipping and faltering around Oakmont half a dozen strokes behind the leaders.
Spieth entered the day eight strokes behind leader Shane Lowry. Spieth had said after Saturday's rounds that he would need to "pull a Johnny Miller"—i.e. shoot a 63, the number Miller shot in 1973 to win another Oakmont U.S. Open.
As unlikely as that was, Spieth cemented the impossibility with a triple-bogey at the 194-yard, par-3 sixth. Here's how the carnage went down. After escaping a greenside bunker with his second shot, Spieth found himself 16 feet from the hole. And from there:
Shot 3: 20-foot putt, four feet to hole Shot 4: Eight-foot putt, five feet to hole Shot 5: Seven-foot putt, two feet to hole Shot 6: Two-foot putt for triple bogey
Yep, that'll do it. That nightmare left Spieth at +8 and looking toward the Open Championship. Hey, at least this time he didn't lose the tournament on the back nine. Small victories.
Jay Busbee at Devil Ball Golf 7 days ago
Happy Father’s Day to all the dads out there! As is always the case, the U.S. Open concludes on Father’s Day, which means Dad has carte blanche to watch golf all the live-long afternoon. The weather delays from Thursday still resonate; the third round didn’t end until Sunday morning, giving the leaders only a few hours of sleep Saturday night and a few hours of rest Sunday morning. Here’s what you need to know heading into Sunday’s final round.
Where we stand: Third-round play finally concluded Sunday morning, with Shane Lowry carding two more birdies to extend his lead to four strokes over Andrew Landry, the 2016 Cinderella story. They'll be in the final group, which tees off at 3:30 p.m. ET.
In all, only six players remain in red figures: Lowry (-7), Landry and Dustin Johnson (-3), Lee Westwood and Daniel Summerhays (-2) and Branden Grace (-1).
The final round will begin Sunday afternoon on Fox. Should a playoff be necessary, it will run 18 holes and take place on Monday. Enjoy the tournament!
Jay Busbee at Devil Ball Golf 7 days ago
When you're watching Dustin Johnson in a major, you know what you're going to get: moments of astonishing brilliance punctuated by instances of how-in-the-hell-did-that-happen? Sometimes Johnson's problems are of his own making, and sometimes they're just plain strange. Take, for instance, his tee shot on the second hole of Saturday's third round:
Dustin Johnson just domed a guy https://t.co/CvM8hp4Nxx
Yep, that's Johnson clocking a guy in the skull; the ball caromed off the fella's noggin and ended up deep in a concession stand:
"A worker and an official look at Dustin Johnson's ball behind a tub of ice inside a concession stand" pic.twitter.com/8GVyZiXccB
Johnson recovered his ball:
And, after a bit of relief, found a direct line to the green amid some very brave photographers:
This is either extreme faith or extreme stupidity pic.twitter.com/0Csrk8bhDK
From there, Johnson chipped to within inches and tapped in for your basic tee-skull-tent-gravel par. Just another day in the life of Dustin Johnson, Major Hunter.