- Jay Busbee at Shutdown Corner5 hrs ago
Here at Shutdown Corner, we want to help. So once a week, we'll go in and examine a team coming off a bad week, bad month, maybe a bad decade (you're in luck, Cleveland), and see what fixes can be made to turn around the season. So step aside, we've got this. Next under the microscope: the San Diego Chargers.
Where they stand: 5-7, third place in the AFC West, one game out of final wild card spot
What's gone right: This could've been a great season. Six of San Diego's seven losses are by eight points or fewer, and in many of those the Chargers have been victimized late. But this isn't college football; you don't get credit for pretty losses. This is the National Football League, son, and you don't whine. Unless you're Philip Rivers, who whines about everything. Fortunately, he's also quietly rediscovered his quarterback mojo; the Chargers rank fourth in passing yardage in the NFL. Unfortunately, this is a case where gaudy stats don't quite reach the scoreboard; the Chargers are dead-center 16th in total points scored.
- Jay Busbee at The Turnstile10 hrs ago
Four years from now, someone in ESPN Human Resources is going to get a letter with someone listing their previous work experience as "President, United States: 2008-2016." That ought to be enough to get at least an interview, don't you think?
While President Barack Obama was in Southern California last week, he revealed one of his post-White House hopes: to host the Top 10 list on ESPN's SportsCenter. Obama, who made a major economic speech at DreamWorks, met with many entertainment industry moguls, including Disney's Robert Iger and Alan Horn, Fox's Jim Gianopulos, Sony's Amy Pascal, and CBS' Leslie Moonves.
According to the Hollywood Reporter, Obama, a noted sports fan, made his pitch to Iger at the private briefing amid much laughter. Of note: Iger didn't commit to giving Obama the gig. Perhaps he wants to get a look at the president's references.
- Jay Busbee at Shutdown Corner1 day ago
Peyton Manning: Super Bowl winner. MVP. Observer of proper wedding etiquette.
The above photo surfaced on Reddit on Monday, and sure seems to be a wedding invitation reply card signed by the Denver Broncos quarterback himself. (Here are samples of his autograph for comparison.) Manning "regretfully declined" to attend the wedding of Anna and James, presumably because he plans to be busy on every weekend from here to early February.
It's a great gesture, but as with the "ask a celebrity to prom" gag that comes back around every spring, it's going to explode. Peyton, Tom Brady, Robert Griffin III and other superstars can expect to be inundated with wedding invitations from now on. One of these days, a player is actually going to show up at one of these things — our money's on Richard Sherman — and that's going to be an absolute delight to see.
- Jay Busbee at Shutdown Corner1 day ago
If you're lucky enough to land a job that gets you into an NFL game for free, part of the deal is that you're not permitted to pester the Gods In Attendance for autographs, photographs, loans, fathering of children, et cetera. You're all here to do a job, and part of that involves being somewhat professional in the execution of your duties.
So it's no surprise, then, that Reliant Stadium didn't look too kindly on two of its security guards posing for pictures with Tom Brady after Sunday's Texans-Patriots game. Christopher Moore (in the left photo above) and Joel Williams (in the right photo) caught Brady (whom we assume you recognize) as he was headed to the team bus after his media duties, and asked him for a quick snap. Brady complied, but immediately afterward, Williams told KHOU, the hammer dropped.
- Jay Busbee at Fourth-Place Medal2 days ago
Tom Daley, a British diver who won bronze at the London Olympic Games in 2012, has become the latest athlete to publicly declare his sexual orientation.
In a YouTube video designed to end "rumors and speculation," Daley announced that he is indeed gay. "Come spring this year my life changed massively when I met someone and they made me feel so happy, so safe and everything just feels great -- and that someone is a guy," said Daley. "Of course I still fancy girls but right now I'm dating a guy and I couldn't be happier."
Daley, age 19, tried to head off the inevitable backlash: "In an ideal world I wouldn't be doing this video because it shouldn't matter, but recently I was misquoted in an interview and it made me feel really angry and frustrated, and emotions that I've never felt before when reading something about myself, and for me honesty is something that I really do believe in."
Daley won bronze in the 10-meter dive at the London Olympics, and hopes to compete in Rio in 2016. He remains a popular figure in England.
A gun manufacturer's ad designed for the Super Bowl won't be run during the big game because it doesn't meet the NFL's standards for advertising.
Daniel Defense, a high-end gun and firearm accessory manufacturer, developed the above ad, in which a former soldier scouts his home and family and declares in a voiceover, "no one has the right to tell me how to defend them.” The father notes that he's "chosen the most effective tool for the job," which presumably is not the baby he's holding at the time.
Guns & Ammo notes that the NFL's restriction on advertisements seeking to sell firearms reads:
5. Firearms, ammunition or other weapons are prohibited; however, stores that sell firearms and ammunitions (e.g., outdoor stores and camping stores) will be permitted, provided they sell other products and the ads do not mention firearms, ammunition or other weapons.
On Sunday, the Texans were pushing the Patriots around the field in the first half. But, much like the Denver-New England game the week before, the Patriots made some halftime adjustments and ended up winning the game 34-31.
There are two possibilities here: that the Patriots are exceptionally good at changing game plans on the fly, or, as Texans defensive end Antonio Smith suggests, there's something "suspicious" going on.
"I'm very suspicious," Smith said to a group of reporters after the game. "I just think it will be a big coincidence if that just happened by chance. I don't know for sure, but I just know it was something that we practiced this week ... Either teams are spying on us or scouting us." Or maybe, possibly, it's the fact that the Texans are a terrible football team who can't make halftime adjustments, but we understand why Smith wouldn't take that approach.
This is what it's like being a Washington Redskins fan. You've spent the greater portion of the last two decades watching a procession of addled, overmatched, understaffed or unprepared head coaches cycle their way through the organization, from Richie Petitbon to Steve Spurrier to Norv Turner. You've seen the most intoxicating player in a generation brought low by the peculiar combination of incomprehensible coaching and and incompetent groundskeeping. You've watched as your owner digs in his heels harder and harder against public opinion, the same owner who's sued his own season ticket holders, among many other "quirks."
Against that backdrop, then, a referee screwup that torpedoes a game seems not just understandable but, well, expected. On Sunday night, the Redskins and the New York Giants played a messy, irrelevant game that somehow managed to end on an even uglier note than what we'd seen before, like a school lunch finished with a helping of dog food.
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Peyton Manning has had the MVP award on layaway pretty much since Week 1, so much so that we ought to have a secondary MVP, non-Peyton division. And if we were going to have such an award, it would go to Philadelphia's Nick Foles.
- Jay Busbee at Shutdown Corner2 days ago
One man is dead and two more are in custody following a struggle in the parking lot of Arrowhead Stadium, the site of Sunday's Broncos-Chiefs game.
Kansas City police chief Daryl Forte announced the death, which he characterized as a homicide, in a tweet:
Detectives investigating a homicide at Arrowhead Stadium. Two suspects in custody. Will update as info becomes available.
— chiefforte (@ChiefForte) December 2, 2013
Forte later reported that the victim died at the hospital following a struggle with two other individuals. He indicated that fan rivalry was not an issue in the death.
KCTV5 is reporting that two men went to their vehicle during the game, about two hours after kickoff, and found another man in the process of breaking into the vehicle. The struggle which ensued ended in the death of one of the men, though at present which individual died has not yet been released. The names of the suspects also have not been released.