Jay Busbee

  • Eli Manning is 'Penguin Boy,' now and forevermore

    Jay Busbee at Shutdown Corner 1 hr ago

    Sometimes, closed captioning is simply perfect. Earlier this year, a closed-caption text dubbedthe NBA's Nik Stauskas "Sauce Castillo," and now, we have an even better nickname: Eli Manning, "Penguin Boy."

    Alas, Penguin Boy was not able to rally the Giants over the Redskins, falling 20-14 in a key divisional matchup despite another Hall of Fame-level catch by Odell Beckham Jr.

    Yes, Eli Manning has two Super Bowls. Yes, he is legitimately a very good, occasionally great quarterback. But, now and forevermore, he is Penguin Boy. So let it be written, so let it be done.

    [Via Deadspin]

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  • Check out Odell Beckham Jr.'s outstanding Charlie Brown cleats

    Jay Busbee at Shutdown Corner 3 hrs ago

    Odell Beckham Jr. knows style, and he knows what looks great on a Thanksgiving weekend: Charlie Brown and Snoopy. Check out the cleats Beckham wore before the Giants' game against Washington on Sunday:

    Odell Beckham Jr. avec des crampons "Snoopy & Charlie Brown"pic.twitter.com/fEkHkH3rpY

    Not bad, not bad. Let's zoom in for a closer look.

    Il y a même une boucle du Père Noël sur les crampons ! 🎅pic.twitter.com/k8uVafpACu

    Sweet. Can't go wrong with good ol' Charlie Brown. And if anyone would be able to keep Lucy from pulling away that football, it'd be Beckham.

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  • Tom Brady wrangles Broncos in new Facebook pic

    Jay Busbee at Shutdown Corner 5 hrs ago

    Give it to Tom Brady — the man knows how to get under the skin of his opponents.

    Brady posted the bit of high-level Photoshoppery at right on his Facebook page on Sunday morning, a clear shot at Denver in advance of Sunday night's marquee game.

    Of course, we have questions:

    • The Bronco appears to be smiling. Does it know something Brady doesn't?

    • How is Brady able to stay on the Bronco? That's some serious knee-and-thigh strength there.

    • Would carrying the quarterback on your back count as a penalty? If not, the Denver defense may have a new trick to play.

    • Why is Brady still trying to throw the ball? Shouldn't he tuck it away? What is he, Cam Newton?

    • That Bronco looks a bit like an angry Peyton Manning, doesn't it?

    Anyway, this is the latest in Brady's ongoing Facebook routine, in which he (or a gifted social media intern) takes delight in making the everyday seem extraordinary because it's TOM BRADY DOING IT. Control the conversation, baby.

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  • Alabama outlasts Auburn in strange, kick-heavy Iron Bowl

    Jay Busbee at Dr. Saturday 23 hrs ago

    AUBURN, Ala.—The famed Toomer’s Corners oaks have been gone for more than two years now. The Auburn icons, poisoned by a way-too-enthusiastic Alabama fan in 2011, are now souvenir shards; in their place stand newer, tinier oaks protected by fences. “This is tradition,” reads a small sign on the fence. “This is worth the wait. This is Auburn.”

    It’s a fine sentiment, patience, one that has little place in college football. And yet that’s exactly what Auburn fans will need: patience, and truckloads of it. Auburn lost Saturday’s Iron Bowl 29-13 to relentless rival Alabama thanks to Derrick Henry's 271 yards on 46 carries, but not before a healthy serving of the strangeness that always characterizes this rivalry.


    This is how we got there. Start with a perfect college football day, 73 degrees and sunny, a light breeze keeping everyone in perfect comfort – it’s the kind of day that makes alumni wish they were still undergrads, and makes undergrads believe they’ll live forever.

    Still, this is a blood rivalry. Strange things happen when Auburn and Alabama meet. No one knows that better, or with more acute pain, than Saban himself.







    Such things happen here.

  • Packers fall to Bears as Green Bay honors Brett Favre

    Jay Busbee at Shutdown Corner 2 days ago


    On this most holiest of football nights, the gods of football looked down upon Lambeau Field and decreed, LET THERE BE MUD.

    The Green Bay Packers welcomed in the Chicago Bears for the latest in their long-running rivalry, but the game, which the Bears won 17-13, was of secondary importance on this Thanksgiving night. The evening was built around the halftime ceremony honoring Packers legend Brett Favre, and the heavens provided the appropriate backdrop for the occasion: torrents of just-above-freezing rain.

    The Packers honored prodigal son Favre by retiring his number, and in a too-brief halftime ceremony, Favre greeted his teammates and thanked his family, team, and fans for their support through the years. In one of the more touching moments in recent NFL history, Favre embraced fellow Packer legend Bart Starr, the former quarterback now battling a range of health and mental ailments. Favre and Starr had tears in their eyes as they hugged. A few moments later, Favre found his rival and replacement, Aaron Rodgers, on the Green Bay sideline and had an embrace ready for him as well.

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  • Report: Tony Romo out for the rest of the season

    Jay Busbee at Shutdown Corner 2 days ago


    Whatever faint hopes the Dallas Cowboys might have had for a playoff run vanished in a teal fog on Thanksgiving afternoon, as the Carolina Panthers manhandled the Cowboys 33-14. Ladling insult atop injury like gravy atop stuffing, the Cowboys lost Tony Romo on a sack that re-injured the same left clavicle that kept Romo out of seven consecutive games.

    The Cowboys took Romo for an immediate X-ray, and soon afterward, ESPN's Ed Werder reported the grim news:

    While X-rays on Tony Romo collarbone inconclusive and more tests scheduled tomorrow, a source told me the QB is "done for the season."

    This is awful for anyone who has tickets to a Cowboys home game or has a Cowboys receiver on their fantasy roster for the remainder of the year, but the truth is, this team was already toast. A pristine Romo couldn't lead this team back to the playoffs this season. Between this and the Eagles' implosion, the way is clear for an unlikely playoff run from either the New York Giants or Washington Redskins.

  • Kyle Busch's victory unites families, caps a year of pain and triumph

    Jay Busbee at From The Marbles 6 days ago

    HOMESTEAD, Fla. — As Kyle Busch ran the most important laps of his life, wheeling his No. 18 through turn after turn after turn, the most important people in his life gathered in his pit box, watching and waiting and praying.

    Gaye Busch, Kyle’s mother, stood alone underneath the box’s awning, earphones in her ears, listening in on Kyle’s radio channel. Joe Gibbs, Kyle’s team owner, paced a tight line next to the pit box, checking stats taped to the wall, checking the track, over and over again. Samantha Busch, Kyle’s wife, dressed more for an evening on South Beach than a night at the races, watched the laps wind down with tears in her eyes.

    Twenty laps remaining until NASCAR crowned its new champion. Kyle had opened up a several-second lead on the three other challengers for the championship. All around the pit box, cameras and onlookers had gathered. A few feet away, the throngs that had jammed the retiring Jeff Gordon’s pit stall all weekend had dissipated. Gordon’s story, as good as it was, was the past; Busch was the present and, perhaps, the future.

  • Martin Truex Jr.'s car catches fire in pit lane, he drives off in a hurry

    Jay Busbee at From The Marbles 6 days ago

    HOMESTEAD, Fla.—There's a reason they tell you not to smoke anywhere near pit road at a NASCAR race.

    Martin Truex Jr., one of the four drivers in the hunt for a championship at Homestead-Miami Speedway, had a heart-stopping moment roughly halfway through the race. While Truex was in for a routine pit stop, a random spark ignited the race fuel being pumped into his car. Both the car and the gas can nozzle burned, and Truex drove off in a hurry. His gas can holder tilted the can upward to keep more fuel from burning, and within moments the flame was a memory.

    Once again: NASCAR drivers, and their crews, are just a bit insane.

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  • Born of tragedy, Homestead Speedway has helped a city return

    Jay Busbee at From The Marbles 7 days ago

    HOMESTEAD, Fla.—America’s highway system, for all practical purposes, ends about a mile from Homestead-Miami Speedway. The tunnel leading into the track bears the designation of “Southernmost Tunnel in the United States, 180 miles from Cuba.” The track sits in the middle of swampland, the runoff of the Everglades.

    The roads around the track, such as they are, stretch on perfect compass lines, meeting at right angles. Some are sun-bleached pavement, others are twin tire ruts plunging into the underbrush. Palm tree farms dot the territory around the Air Base and the track, advertising BLOW-OUT SALE in eight-foot-tall weatherbeaten letters.

    There is no earthy reason for a track to be here. And yet here it is, now 20 years on, the host of NASCAR’s championship hunt and an arena with one of the more fascinating backstories in American sports.

    In mid-August of 1992, a small storm system formed in the Atlantic. Meteorologists didn’t even bother naming it until August 22, and even then, Hurricane Andrew seemed to be one of the dozens of storms that sputter out in a spray of rain.

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  • Watch a guy set a world record, devouring 71 ribs in five minutes

    Jay Busbee at From The Marbles 7 days ago

    HOMESTEAD, Fla.—Matt Stonie devoured 71 ribs in five minutes on Sunday, which is impressive in part because Stonie doesn't look much bigger than a pork rib himself.  Here, watch:

    Watch Matt Stonie devour a ton of ribs, and keep your fingers away from his mouth. pic.twitter.com/FuF5jnppai

    As part of a Smithfield "Whole Hog Challenge" promotion, Stonie powered through nearly six dozen ribs with the determined bearing of an MMA fighter, twisting the meat off the bone, devouring it in four bites per rib, following every few ribs with a gulp of water, and stopping every dozen or so to jump up and down and settle the meat in his stomach. Richard Petty, the winningest driver in NASCAR history, looked on, an unreadable grin on his face.

    Stonie, nicknamed "Megatoad," powered through the ribs as Sam Barclay, the carnival barker-esque emcee of Major League Eating, rallied the crowd. Aric Almirola, who now drives the Smithfield 43 for Richard Petty Motorsports, smiled and shook his head in disbelief.

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