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    • Sharks acquire rights to Brad Stuart from Red Wings; will he sign?

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      The San Jose Sharks have made a trade with the Detroit Red Wings, acquiring the rights to UFA defenseman Brad Stuart in exchange for UFA forward Andrew Murray and a conditional pick in the 2014 NHL draft.

      Stuart was originally drafted by the Sharks, and spent six seasons there before brief stops in Boston, Calgary, Los Angeles, and eventually, Detroit. However, while he's bounced around, his wife and children have remained in the San Jose area, and he had said earlier this year that he wanted to play closer to his family.

      In short, while there's still a question of whether or not Stuart will forgo delicious free agency to sign, the Sharks have every reason to be quite confident that he wants to come play for them.

      But it's a wise move to get a head start. Considering the market for UFA defensemen, especially shutdown blue liners of Stuart's caliber, it was highly likely that someone else would throw a boatload of money at Stuart if he was available come July. Even if Stuart was set on coming West, money has a tendency to change people's minds.

      It's also a wise move for the Sharks from a personnel standpoint. Stuart brings experience and a physical, shutdown aspect to their defense corps that they lack. Here's GM Doug Wilson saying exactly that. From the Sharks:

      "We are very happy to acquire Brad's rights prior to July 1 and are hopeful that we come to an agreement on a new contract," said Wilson. "Brad is a player we are very familiar with — a physical, team-first defenseman who is tough to play against, which is exactly the kind of mentality we want our team to possess."

      As for the Red Wings, don't think they did this all that willingly. They just lost Nick Lidstrom, and this is another blow to their top four. Knowing Stuart's desire to make like the Joad family and head West, they were wise to get something for him before he did, but now they're down two top-four defensemen.

      Hands up if you think they'll be active in free agency.

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    • Wherein Don Cherry dismisses the metric system as ‘Commie stuff’ (VIDEO)

      Don Cherry is a divisive personality. There are those that feel he's an untouchable Canadian icon. There are others that feel he's dangerously nationalistic. But every now and then, it's important for those that find Cherry's views off-putting to be reminded that, often times, the man isn't pushing a dangerous agenda -- he's just spewing hot nonsense.

      Keep that in mind in this clip, via @jonkit, from the postgame wrap-up of Game 5 between the Los Angeles Kings and the New Jersey Devils, where Cherry dismisses the metric system as "commie stuff".

      To recap: Ron Maclean speculates on whether the Kings are slowing down because their travel over the year is beginning to catch up to them. They've traveled, he says, over 100,000 kilometers this season. But Cherry demands Maclean convert the numbers behind his speculation to miles because, "Don't give me that commie stuff."

      That's correct, the metric system, the system introduced by France in 1799 and used all over the free world since, is commie stuff. Oh, what's that? You find it easier to keep track of things in powers of ten? Communist.

      The face Maclean makes when Cherry says it is priceless. Here's that special moment, captured in time forever:

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    • Saturday’s Three Stars: Brodeur, Salvador lead Devils to Game 5 win

      GettyMike Richards suddenly goes blind, so Bryce Salvador kindly takes his hand and tries to lead him back to the Kings' bench.

      No. 1 Star: Martin Brodeur, New Jersey Devils

      The Kings controlled the run of play for much of Game 5, but Brodeur was the great equalizer Saturday in Newark. He made 25 saves in New Jersey's 2-1 Game 5 win over the Kings, keeping the Devils alive once again and sending the series back to Los Angeles for a sixth game.

      No. 2 Star: Justin Williams, Los Angeles Kings

      Williams scored the long Kings' goal in Game 5 and it was a beauty. Often the forgotten man on his line with Dustin Brown and Anze Kopitar, Williams took advantage in a big way early in the second, as the Devils gave him the slot to cover Brown and Kopitar and he made them pay with a beautiful wrister to tie things up.

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    • We've gotten a lot of mileage out of the local LA news affiliates and how little they know about the Los Angeles Kings. From logo snafus to mascot mixups to the butchering of star players' names, we've pretty much seen it all. Frankly, we've gone beyond just pointing and laughing. It happens with such regularly that we've begun cataloguing, sorting and filing the mistakes.

      Here's a factual error, as local LA television station KCAL-TV flubs a brief report on Game 5 by asserting that this is the first time the Kings have ever made it to the Final.

      I love the title of this video: "L.A. Media Gets it Wrong Again." Because the uploader doesn't specify how they get it wrong, if you don't already know, the clip plays out a bit like a classic horror movie jump scene. It's like something out of Hitchcock; it even stars a pretty blonde.

      Like, you know the bad thing is coming, but you don't really know when. And there are fakeouts.

      First, it's just really awkward. And you're like, "Okay, maybe it's just an awkward clip. Maybe that's why it's here." And then it cuts to Joy Benedict outside an empty Staples Center for Game 5 and you're like, "Oh God, they don't know the game isn't there. Oh god oh god oh god."

      And then Benedict establishes that they're aware the game is in New Jersey and you breathe a sigh of relief. But then the camera pans up to the Stanley Cup Final banner and she makes a comment about how it's still up, and you're like, "Oh no, she thinks it's a best of five and tonight's the final game. Is that the error? That must be it."

      But that's not it, and just when you've let your guard down -- bam -- they get you:

      "This is the first time the Kings have EVER made it to the Stanley Cup Finals!"

      And you scream, because, you know, 1993 and Gretzky. It's especially egregious because KCAL has been the Kings' local broadcaster twice, once during the 1980s, and again during the mid-1990s. Granted, maybe the Cup run happened in between these stints, while they were on a break, and this error is KCAL's way of saying, "Let's not talk about what happened when we were apart."

      s/t to Reddit.

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    • Here are your Puck Headlines: a glorious collection of news and views collected from the greatest blogosphere in sports and the few, the proud, the mainstream hockey media.

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      • The New Jersey Devils' Twitter account shows their sense of humor, reaching out to Charlie Sheen, who was denied re-entry to Game 4 at the Staples Center after stepping outside to have a smoke.

      • Granted, Sheen has already pledged, "I'm never going to a hockey game again as long as I'm alive," so it's about 50/50 whether he'll accept. [Contact Music]

      • Henrik Tallinder sidesteps Dustin Brown beautifully in this hilarious gif. [SB Nation]

      • Kerry Fraser disagrees with the boarding call assessed to David Clarkson in Game 4. [TSN]

      • Great column on the Devils' uphill battle by Bruce Arthur: "So in the Devils room they are, as Tampa defenceman Eric Brewer once said about playing in Game 7s, keeping their minds in small places. You get the feeling that everybody involved knows that probability is not inevitability, and that inevitability must be earned." [National Post]

      • Ian Laperriere is reportedly set to announce his retirement after the Stanley Cup Final. He should have done it between Games 1 and 2. He would have gotten a ton of press then. [CSN Philly]

      • Good news, everyone: "A man who shoved his daughter's hockey coach after he didn't play the girl in the closing minutes of a friendly game won't be going to jail for the assault." [PEI Guardian]

      • Former Senators' owner Rod Bryden, on whether the hockey market in Ottawa is like the market in Toronto. "I think this market is not yet like Toronto, and please, God, it won't get like that." [Sportsnet]

      • Legendary Montreal Gazette hockey writer Red Fisher, who has covered 43 of the last 45 Stanley Cup Finals, announced his retirement Friday. [USA Today]

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    • Playoff Hockey Hugs: White jersey kid does not approve; Penner adopts everybody

      Hockey Hugs is a feature that celebrates the best in hugging from around the NHL, because who doesn't love a good hug now and then? Seen a particularly good hug photo lately? Send it to puckdaddyblog@yahoo.com or tweet @HarrisonMooney.

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      Welcome to the final Hockey Hugs of the 2012 postseason. I hope you've enjoyed the meticulous cataloguing of hockey's depictions of man-love as much as I have.

      It's been a good year, as this video from The Hockey Hipster illustrates beautifully:

      As for today's servings ... well, like everything else for the last two months, it's completely dominated by the Los Angeles Kings. That's Anze Kopitar and Alec Martinez above, giggling to themselves over the fact that Darryl Sutter looks like Sam the Eagle. He keeps scowling at them; it only makes it funnier.

      The Kings have been the superior franchise in every way imaginable, from their on-ice performance to their social media, marketing and public relations, to their hockey hugs. As the photos coming up will prove, this is a team that's come together perfectly.

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    • Charlie Sheen left Game 4, wasn’t allowed back in, flipped out

      Charlie Sheen enters Staples Center

      Not surprisingly for a game in which the Los Angeles Kings could have clinched their first Stanley Cup in franchise history, the Staples Center was filled with celebrities Wednesday night. Will Ferrell. Kate Hudson. Ellen Page. Porn star Taylor Stevens, who drew attention down by the glass.

      Why, even Charlie Sheen was there. For a while.

      At some point, Sheen stepped outside for a smoke break, and when he attempted to re-enter the arena, he was stopped by a security guard. The Staples Center has a policy against re-entry, you see.

      Shocker: Sheen did not appreciate this policy. Famed for his restraint -- sorry, lack of restraint -- the former "Two and a Half Men" star did what he does best, launching into a profanity-laced tirade.

      And because the other thing Sheen does best is behave consistently, he immediately followed this furious rant with a wholly reasonable, understated dissertation on common sense and decency. From Fox Sports:

      Sheen's pals tried keeping him away from paparazzi, but the actor wanted to make a point.

      Sheen, 46, composed himself and looked directly into a camera, asking, "Is common sense and common courtesy, like, gone in society? That was what I was trying to impress upon her."

      "Let a guy back in the door he just walked out of, I mean come on," Sheen added. "Common sense, that's all."

      As the article says, Sheen's friends were unable to keep him away from paparazzi, which means the entire scene was captured by TMZ. (NSFW: Language warning)

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    • Here are your Puck Headlines: a glorious collection of news and views collected from the greatest blogosphere in sports and the few, the proud, the mainstream hockey media.

      kingscupcakes• These cupcakes come to us via Jesse Cohen, but if you know who made them, let us know. In the meantime: holy crap, the Dustin Penner cupcake is so spot-on it could be a passport photo. And if you ask me, Kopitar looks more like Justin Williams.

      • Looks like Petr Sykora and Henrik Tallinder are back for the Devils in Game 4 because, like, what else are they going to do? [NHL]

      • The real question heading into Wednesday's Game 4 isn't whether or not the Kings can close things out. It's whether or not Darryl Sutter will cry if they do. [LF Press]

      • Martin Brodeur quietly and respectfully blames his teammates for the 0-3 hole: "I try to give these guys a chance to win. I've done that in the first three games. At the end of the day, it's hard to win games when you don't score many goals. I try to be perfect but the other guy is a little more perfect than me." [NJ]

      • The Phoenix Coyotes are attempting to rebrand as the Arizona Coyotes. [Sportsnet]

      • One thing that won't change for the Coyotes: their lack of profitability, according to this doomsday prophecy report. "A Republic analysis revealed that even if the Coyotes went to the Stanley Cup Finals for the next 20 seasons and the arena booked 30 sold-out concerts each year for the next 20 years, Glendale could still expect to lose about $9 million annually." [Arizona Republic]

      • The Panthers have signed an extension with GM Dale Tallon, who built them a playoff team for the first time in years. [Panthers]

      • The Oilers have signed an extension with GM Steve Tambellini, who, uh, recently won a lottery. It's always good to have lucky people around. [Oilers]

      • Mike Knuble has been informed that the Capitals won't be bringing him back. It's really the first time in my career that I've been told by a team they don't want me back," said Knuble, "But it's not like I was blindsided." [Washington Post]

      • Your daily reminder that the world is full of scumbags: someone broke into a room at a hockey arena in Ontario and stole an estimated $2,000 worth of hockey equipment set aside for needy kids. [Ottawa Citizen]

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    • Kings' goalie Jonathan Quick has had an incredible Stanley Cup Final. He's allowed just 2 goals. He stole Game 2, and he shut out the Devils in Game 3 to put the Kings one win away from their first Stanley Cup in franchise history. Should LA close out New Jersey on Wednesday night, Quick is a likely Conn Smythe winner.

      Even more impressive, Quick is even beginning to get his due in Fox's "Coraline"-esque Other World, where "Brad Doty" and "Anje Kopidor" are the Kings' top names. Only there, in the parallel universe on the other side of the long, dark corridor, Jonathan Quick is Jonathan "Swift".

      My favourite part is that the anchor says "Swift" exactly two seconds after her co-anchor makes a cute pun on "Quick", which she acknowledges. How does that happen?

      I guarantee you she does the New York Times crossword every day. No one else is trained to generate synonyms from the recesses of their brain quite so quickly.

      But seriously, the two words may be interchangeable on their own, but when preceded by "Jonathan", they definitely aren't. Here's a quick visual aide:

      In case it's not clear

      Anyway, this is good news for the Kings: up 3-0 in the Final, there's always a risk of slowing down. But when you're one win away from winning it all and the affiliates are still botching your names, it's hard to feel overconfident. Hubris averted.

      s/t to Reddit.

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    • Kings' governor Tim Leiweke (AP)The Los Angeles Kings are one win away from wrapping up one of the most flawless postseason runs in NHL history and they're still finding ways to be more impressive.

      The Kings announced Tuesday that they'll be contributing $50,000 to the reward fund to find the person that shot and killed a 14-month-old baby boy Monday night in Watts. From the Kings:

      The announcement was made by Kings Governor Timothy J. Leiweke during the launch of the 2,000 Acts of Hope charitable initiative in Los Angeles earlier today.

      "During such an exciting time such as this we can't lose sight of the importance and responsibility we all share in keeping our community safe," said Leiweke. "Our players and staff feel a tremendous obligation to do everything we can to help find who committed this terrible act of irresponsibility and hopefully this can contribute to the effort to acquire the information necessary to find who did this and make sure everyone knows this is unacceptable in our city."

      2000 Acts of Hope is a charitable initiative launched by AEG, the group that owns the Kings. It will be counting down the 2000 days leading up to the opening of the Farmers Field football stadium with a number of charitable acts and events all over Los Angeles.

      They couldn't have picked a better way to launch the initiative than by aiding in the search for Angel Cortez's killer. The 14-month-old boy was playing in front of his family's home with his father Monday evening -- he had just begun to walk -- when a teenager rode up on a bicycle and began shooting.

      Angel's father, Mauro, tried to shield his son from the gunfire, but it was too late. The child died later that night.

      While the police feel the crime was tied to gang violence, the Cortez family was not. It was just a senseless and horrible act of violence. For the Kings to get involved in bringing the perpetrator to justice when they clearly have other things on their plate is yet another in a long line of great choices by the people running their organization.

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