Brady Hoke is a self-professed hoarder: A hoarder of hats. Baseball hats, football hats, hockey hats, whatever he can get his hands on — as long as it doesn't have a Michigan logo.
As part of his ongoing mission to inspire Michigan with his deep and abiding awe for all things Maize and Blue, Hoke takes them from unsuspecting players trying to make a fashion statement or showing off that they just raided the shelves of their local Lids store. He isn't hip to the latest trends, and he doesn't care if you're wearing a Tampa Bay Rays hat just to mock the Red Sox. If the hat isn't a Michigan hat, it has no place in the Michigan athletic facilities.
"Those are hats from players that don't wear Michigan hats in here," Hoke told the San Diego Union-Tribune while showing off his collection, which now includes specimens touting the Chicago White Sox, Detroit Tigers and Pittsburgh Penguins — though no one, thankfully, has had the audacity to walk in wearing a logo from another school. "You onlyRead More »from Attention Wolverines: All your non-Michigan hats belong to Brady Hoke