Nebraska defensive tackle Chase Rome may have made his best solo tackle after Saturday's 48-17 loss to Wisconsin.

While at the Dane County Regional Airport waiting for the team's flight back to Lincoln, Rome took out some frustration on an unsuspecting towel dispenser in the bathroom.

Rome, 19, was cited by Dane County deputies for criminal damage to property after he allegedly ripped off the front section of a towel dispenser in a bathroom at the Dane County Regional Airport.

Dane County Sheriff's Office spokeswoman Elise Schaffer listed the damage to the dispenser at $600 and said Rome was fined $326.50.

Wonder how much anger management classes cost?

The dispenser has since been fixed, but Nebraska's pride remains wounded, especially after players from other teams started weighing in on the 'Huskers' embarrassment in their much-anticipated and nationally televised Big Ten debut. Oklahoma linebacker Travis Lewis took his Twitter page Monday to pour a little old-fashioned salt in a

When you gotta go, you gotta go, and Mississippi State defensive back Nickoe Whitley did just that Saturday in the Bulldogs' 24-10 loss at Georgia — relieving himself on the famed hedges lining the sidelines of Sanford Stadium.

Give Whitley credit: At least he's trying to be respectful about it. He used a trashcan for a little bit of privacy and is cautious looking around for peeping eyes (must have missed that camera lens, though).

Seems like there's something about Sanford Stadium that seems to incite bathroom breaks. In 2009, Auburn brought its own makeshift commode to the sidelines.

After all, what's a player to do? Not a lot of guys have time to go back into the locker room during a game, so sometimes, you have to make due with what available. We ain't mad at 'cha, Nickoe ... well, maybe Georgia fans are.

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Vanderbilt coach James Franklin is not above using gimmicks to impress recruits — he does, after all, coach at Vanderbilt.

So he did his best Lane Kiffin (or Rick Neuheisel) impression on Friday by arriving to a couple high school games in Atlanta in a helicopter.

"We're out there at warm-ups, and this helicopter started flying in real low and over the game field," Central Gwinnett coach Todd Wofford told the AJC. "My student trainers were going crazy because they didn't know what was going on. They thought the helicopter was going to land on the game field."

Franklin stayed for the first quarter to eyeball a few prospects and then jumped back on the helicopter.

The next stop was the Walton-Lassiter game.

"It was crazy, this just helicopter comes out of nowhere in the dark sky," Walton offensive lineman Brandon Kublanow said. "Everybody at the game is watching the helicopter and not the game. It was supposed to land on the baseball field but it couldn't because of the power lines. It

Brett Favre might not want to quit his day job — whatever that is these days.

On Saturday, the three-time NFL MVP and former Southern Miss record-setting quarterback, made his broadcasting debut as the color analyst for the Southern Miss-Rice game and, according to reports, it was a little choppy.

Credit Favre, he notes his nervousness in the open as he tries to get through questions asked by broadcasting partner Mike Morgan, and he looks the part. There are some awkward pauses as he tries to think of what to say and some poor grammar - "... running the spread offense as much of the teams in this conference do."

Unfortunately, there's no video from the rest of the broadcast, but Rick Limpert, a fan who was watching the game, tweeted out some great Favreism gems, and for that, we thank him.

Favre Tweets• More Favreisms from his commentary doing the Southern Miss/Rice game: "The good teams are good at what they do."

• Favre right before a Rice throw in the end zone: "I wouldn't be surprised if they

If quarterbacking doesn't work out for Stanford quarterback Andrew Luck, perhaps he can try his hand at receiver.

During the waning seconds of the first quarter, Luck snared an impressive one-handed catch for a 13-yard gain. The play was originally ruled out of bounds, but a review revealed that Luck can not only tackle and bowl people over in the open field, but can catch too.

Despite the entertaining acrobatics, don't expect Luck to quit his day job. He's a Heisman candidate and still in line to be the top pick in the NFL draft next year. But his versatility and athleticism will only add to his legend.

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Saturday was full of crazy plays, as always, but few topped the blocked PAT-to-two-point conversion during a Division III game between Lewis & Clark and Pacific University.

Lewis & Clark scored the first touchdown of the game, but Pacific's Devin Lagorio blocked the extra point and the play was over.

Or was it?

The ball was still in play and while most of the players trotted to their respective sidelines, Pacific defensive back Bryan Mills picked up the ball and started running it back to Lewis & Clark's end zone. By the time Lewis & Clark players realized the play wasn't over, Mills had a head of steam and was streaking down the right sideline for a 100-yard defensive two-point conversion.

Lewis & Clark went on to win the game easily, 61-35, but at least Pacific had this play to hang its hat on. And Mills should get a hearty pat on the back for continuing to play because he never heard a whistle. The play was so entertaining it's a shame it was only worth two points.

And, as a side

South Carolina was forced to change its jerseys prior to today's game against Auburn because the officials were having difficulty reading the numbers.

The Gamecocks were sporting their new Under Armour "Wounded Warrior" camouflage uniforms during warmups when officials raised concerns based on conference rules, according to South Carolina spokesman Steve Fink. The Gamecocks switched to their home black jerseys but kept their new pants, shoes and other accessories.

SC unisThe jerseys will still be auctioned off Monday with the funds going to Under Armour's "Believe in Heroes" campaign. Texas Tech and South Florida also will be wearing the "Wounded Warrior" jerseys this year.

Although Under Armour provided a release about the South Carolina jerseys, it did not say whether modifications would have to be made for Texas Tech, which will be wearing its uniforms against Oklahoma State on Oct. 12, or South Florida, which will be wearing their uniforms against Miami on Nov. 19.

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Air Force 35, Navy 34 (Overtime).
Kriss Proctor's transition from hero to goat against Air Force could have been clocked with an egg timer.

Proctor, the Midshipmen's quarterback, led his team back from a 21-3 first-half deficit by throwing a game-tying touchdown pass and rushing for three scores, including the go-ahead points in overtime. But it was what he did after that overtime touchdown that ruined what would have otherwise been a performance to cement him in the annals of the Commander-in-Chief Trophy.

After rushing a yard up the middle into the end zone to give the Midshipmen their first lead of the game, Proctor celebrated by apparently talking smack to an Air Force defender. The trash talk resulted in a 15-yard unsportsmanlike conduct penalty that was assessed on the pending extra point, which was missed, opening the door for Air Force to win the game.

And that's exactly what happened. But Proctor disputes the way things went down. Asked about the penalty after the game,